{"id":2287,"date":"2023-01-15T13:36:16","date_gmt":"2023-01-15T12:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/?p=2287"},"modified":"2023-01-20T23:06:15","modified_gmt":"2023-01-20T22:06:15","slug":"und-schwupp-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/?p=2287","title":{"rendered":"Und Schwupp (3)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ihr kennt das. Die Dosenfutterabteilung liegt gef\u00fchlte hundert Meter hinter einem und man hat keinen Appetit mehr auf Suppe. Oder der Durstfaktor auf Zuckerbrause sinkt pl\u00f6tzlich auf Null. Bl\u00f6d nur, wenn die Getr\u00e4nkeabteilung dann schon am anderen Ende des Supermarktes ist. Och n\u00f6.<br \/>\nZum Gl\u00fcck guckt gerade keiner \u2013 und schwupp!<br \/>\nSoll sich jemand anderes darum k\u00fcmmern.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sch1.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2288\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"732\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sch1.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sch1-246x300.jpg 246w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sch2.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2289\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sch2.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sch2-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sch3.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2290\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sch3.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/sch3-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eUnd Schwupp!\u201c (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/?p=1387\">1<\/a>) (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/?p=1717\">2<\/a>) hier.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ihr kennt das. Die Dosenfutterabteilung liegt gef\u00fchlte hundert Meter hinter einem und man hat keinen Appetit mehr auf Suppe. Oder der Durstfaktor auf Zuckerbrause sinkt pl\u00f6tzlich auf Null. Bl\u00f6d nur, wenn die Getr\u00e4nkeabteilung dann schon am anderen Ende des Supermarktes ist. Och n\u00f6. Zum Gl\u00fcck guckt gerade keiner \u2013 und schwupp! Soll sich jemand anderes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wabi_accentColor":"is-secondary-accent","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","is-secondary-accent"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2287"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2294,"href":"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2287\/revisions\/2294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.captaincorleone.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}